"You know what my perfect week would be, Mom?" asks MiniMe.
"A week where I have an after school activity every day."
Hmm, I reply, that's funny. Because you've done nothing but complain about this after school activity.
"Well, I'd be happy doing after school activities if I could go to ballroom dancing class after school each day."
Damn that Dancing with the Stars I thought to myself.
But MiniMe, I replied, I don't think they offer ballroom dancing to kids. I think that is more of an adult thing.
"I could do it. I could do the salsa!" she happily points out as she wiggles her little white butt.
Well, I don't think you would really like ballroom dancing, since you didn't like the ballet and jazz classes you took a few years ago.
"But Mom, ballroom dancing is different. I'd get to dance with boys."
Heaven help me when she turns 16!!!