Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

I have a problem with a co-worker. I know people write to you often asking for advice about co-workers who don't pull their weight, spend too much time on the internet or share all their personal problems with everyone. My problem is a little more serious.

My co-worker sleeps on the job. Every day. And if that wasn't bad enough, she snores. Which is really distracting to me when I'm actually trying to get my work done.

Please don't advise me to talk to my boss about my co-worker slacking off. That won't help. Because I am the boss.

I know this is not appropriate employee behavior, but I keep her on the payroll because she works for cheap and is very cute.


Help! Signed Pushover.

4 comments:

The Florida Blogger said...

Great post. My English Bullie employee farts constantly. Is this a good enough reason to fire her or at least make her work from the back porch?

Sandcastle Momma said...

I'm thinking Abby would tell you to give her an upper level position because that looks like management work to me.

Sayre said...

Hahaha, Sandcastle Mama!!! I have two co-workers who don't bathe on a regular basis. One farts and leaks, and the other is forever licking himself. He smells too.

At least they work cheaply!

ChrisC said...

Sounds like CEO material to me....