So we're on the way to Disney World Monday on a very busy Interstate 4 in Orlando and I glance over and see this billboard prominently looming above the traffic. As I'm thinking to myself "Please don't let MiniMe see that and ask me about it," she does.
Mom, what's STD?
"Oh, you saw that billboard huh?"
Yes, what does STD mean?
Sexually Transmitted Disease.
Oh.
(Long pause)
MiniMe, do you know what sexually transmitted disease is?
No.
Well (and I explain it's like catching a cold when you have sex)
MOM!! TMI!!
(which for you NativeMom readers who don't know, TMI stands for Too Much Information!)
So thank you iMom! TMI!!!
4 comments:
Geez Louise - I have no idea how I would have responded to that one. Drew asked me the other day if his classmate Isabella is part cat like she says. I told him it's impossible for a cat and a human to have a baby. As he doesn't know yet how babies are made, a look passed over his face and then, thank God, he moved on. Dodged a bullet on that one...
I know right!?! Damn those billboard campaigns
I remember one Christmas Eve when my daughter was about 6 or 7, we were all laying in bed listening to the radio and the announcer was talking about the birth of Jesus to the virgin Mary.
Then she asked what a virgin was.
I hate that billboard! Luckily my beastly is usually asleep by the time we get to it. Can you say in apropriate?
Post a Comment