Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Florida Tea Party Plan

Wondertwin is much better than I at public affairs, politics and campaigns. After reading in the news that protesters in Pittsburgh dumped beer and liquor into the river to protest a 10% tax on bar drinks, and protesters in Kentucky poured bourbon on the capital steps to oppose a 6% sales tax on all alcohol, she proactively developed a plan. Should our Flegislators attempt to increase sales tax on alcohol here in Florida,  our strategy is to head to Wondertwin's house, consume all the gin and wine we can find -- then call each of our elected officials personally.  And repeatedly. 

I call this the Florida drink-and-dial-anti-tax campaign. Personally, I will be a real asset in this campaign as my drinking and dialing skills are superb (and well tested). 

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

APRIL 15TH TEA PARTY----@ YOUR LOCAL POST OFFICE---THE ONE OPEN LATE-----MEDIA WILL BE THERE---WILL YOU ? 3PM TILL........ THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED........ EVER..

Anonymous said...

Oh my! Where did you folks come from? It's not that kind of tea party!

Sandcastle Momma said...

Sign me up! I love the idea of drinking and dialing LOL